Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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