i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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