been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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