I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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