Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
why is half of my head shaved?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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