Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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