My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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