brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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