I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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