she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
