I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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