eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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