idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Sext me about skeletons
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
