he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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