If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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