She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Randomize
