It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Randomize
