jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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