areolas are like halos for boobs.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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