the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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