dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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