yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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