i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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