8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
id be glad to
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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