you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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