I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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