I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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