i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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