you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
