My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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