So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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