It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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