Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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