...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Randomize
