Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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