remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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