Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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