Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I will be naked everywhere
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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