I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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