Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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