Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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