thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
