I bet he comes in French.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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