Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
