drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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