your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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