That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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