Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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