I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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