Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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