I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
